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Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary

Revised editi0n of d dicti0nary
tc bye= shut up n gt l0st

ahan= m so n0t intrested

hmm= y r u teling me dis

lol= i hv abs0lutely n0thng else to say

beauty queen

Indian : hum ne apni beauty queen SANIYA MIRZA tumhary shoaib ko de ab tum hamary salman khan k liye kiya do ge?

pakistani:

Melody Queen



NASEBO LALL ::-))

Jab light ho out of control

"Jab light ho out of control"

"Taar ko TU kar ke goal"

"Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal"

"AaaaLL IS WELL"

"K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga"???

"Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga"

"Tar utha Kunda laga"

"Kunda laga k bol bhayya"

"AAaAaAL IZZ WELL"......... ;-

UNIVERSAL TRUTH

UNIVERSAL TRUTH :

When girls wear tight fittings,
Neither they are
Comfortable

Nor

Boys are comfortable…. !!

can kids of our age have kids?

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.

A beautiful girl goes to Professor

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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