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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
1 day mom was out
1 day mom was out
Dad was in-charge of 3yrs old daughter
Playing with her new
Tea set
Dad was engrosed in the news when she
brought a little cup of Tea
which was just water
After several cups of tea & lots of praise for such yummy tea
Mom came home
Dad made her wait to watch the little lady bring him a cup of tea
Mom watched patiently n then asked the proud dad
Have u realised that
The only place she can reach to get water is the
Toilet :P
Luv U, Luv in such a way
Luv U, Luv in such a way
That
She finds no better place
thn Ur heart to stay
If she still manages to get
...away
Sorry Dude
Its time for U to turn
"GAY =P xD
larkiyo k haathon mein mehandi achi lagti hy
R o m a n t i c
Q u o t e
Larkiyo'n k Haatho'n Mein
Mehandi Achi Lagti Hy
...
Aur
Larko'n k Haath Mein
Mehandi Waley Haath ... ^_^
New dialogue from Tamil movie
New dialogue from Tamil movie
" I will hit you so hard even google will not be able to find you"
ammi ye mard kya hota hy
Beti: Ammi Ye Mard Kya Hota Hy, Or Khusra Kya Hota Hai?
Ammi: Beti Agar Message Ka Jawab De To Mard
Agar Na De To Khusra.
STUDENTS WELFARE ASSOCIATION
Tamam Students ko Mukhlisana Mashwara diya jata hai
k wo apne Results aane se pehle
.
Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein...! :-D
A Student Service Msg from
STUDENTS WELFARE ASSOCIATION
Pata hai kya hua?
1 qari sahab bache ko parhate hue bole:
'shabash bache halaq se nikalo
HALL WA'
Bache ki ma dorti i boli:bache k halaq se mat niklwain
Ap k lye bhijwati ho
Pata hai kya hua?
1 larki ne namaz hajaat parhi aur apni shadi k liye dua mangne lagi to sharm aa gai kehne lagi "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangti bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurt damad de de
.
Pata hai kya hua?
.
Uski choti behan ki shadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis time Qabool hojaye
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