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Bache ko perhaya karain

Teacher ne 1 bache ki Mother ko likha k bache ko Nehla k School bheja karen,


Mother ne Notes Parhne k baad likha k

bache ko Parhaya Karen,

Sunga Na Karen..!

Shakespeare Said

Shakespeare Said:
"grome thecanx nimtejat peradege.
Tinta reamy pejage."


Samajh Aya Kuch?
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Nahi Na
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten Hi Karta Tha...! Nafsiyatee..

GOLDEN WoRDS

GOLDEN WoRDS

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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
(",)<))>_/? :-)

Free stay

Free stay
Free breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free security
Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU K PATHAY .

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai

Kehte hain ki ISHQ main neend ur jaati hai

Koi humse bhi ishq kare

Khambhaqat neend bahut aati hai

Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger

Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger?

S:I strt cleanin toilet

 D:How it satisfy u?

S:I clean it with ur toothbrush

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay

Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar

God has given Eyes: To look at U.
Hands: To pray for U.
Mind: To remember U.
Heart : To love U.
And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar

Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota

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