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bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently,
Chew the breast softly,
Spread the legs slowly,
Suck the juice excitingly,
That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey
Passenger: Yaar yeh koan sa stop hey, bus main jhatkay buhat lag rahay hain.
Driver: Salay, bus rukki hoi hay, tum PATHAN ki goad main baithay ho.
g karta hai k ajbr
G karta hai k aj
Apko ...
Koney mein le ja kr
1 danda le kr ...
Aap ki
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GAN
GAND
GANDHI G
k style mein
to make it straight
To make it straight,
she pulls it.
2 make it stand,
she rubs it.
2 make it stiff,
she licks it.
2 let it "IN"
she pushes it.
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True! Threading a needle is not easy!!!
dil chahta hai k kha
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy
Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta
Q k
Q k
Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .
HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . . ;->
sochta hun aaj baho
"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"
"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."
Mere pain da char munda hua hy
Bush: Mere pain da char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.
Diagram in book was not clear
Diagram in book was not clear..
So,madam drew diagram on blackboard and announced..
"Don't look at Book Figure, Look at my Figure!"
Girls misuse it
Girls misuse it!
Anger robs it!
Models sell it!
Photogrphs cage it!
Doctors advice it!
Death freezes it!
Artists create it!
That's SMILE
Keep Smiling..
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