Women have a passion for mathematics.

Women have a passion for mathematics.

They divide their age in half,
Double the price of their clothes,
And
Always add at least five years to the age of their best friend?.

men r STUPID

Q: Y do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKZ & not their MINDS??
A: Bcoz they knw dat men r STUPID, but not BLIND.

hating me w0nt make u pRetTy at all

Lady: Mujhy meray patti sey talaak chaheyee.

Wakil: Mager wo tou kabbadee champion hei.

Lady: Yh he to prob hei.

Zaalim sirff haath lagaa ker bhaag jaata hei..

hating me w0nt make u pRetTy at all

Being
Maarte
mnsan s
Natural.
ganda kc tau.

S0,wen sum1 tels u..

?ang arte m0.?

Just turn bAk&say?

?so?hahaha,hating me w0nt make u pRetTy at all!?

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Who Cares

If you drop a woman and a brick out of a plane,
which one would hit
the ground first?

Who Cares?? ?..

Be very careful

The Hebrew Talmud
says: ?Be very careful if
you make a woman cry
because God counts her
tears. The woman came out
of a man?s rib, not from his
feet to be walked on. Not
from his head to be
superior of, but from the
side to be equal with. Under
the arm to be protected for
and next to the heart to be
loved.? ? Pass this on to all
your women friends and to
the men as well so they
would know the true value
of a woman. God bless!

Creation of GOD

A woman-
1 of d most beautiful
creation of GOD.
U can feel her innocence in
d form of a daughter.
U can feel her care in d
form of a sister.
U can feel her warmth in d
form of a friend.

What are two reasons

Q: What are two reasons why women don?t mind their own business?

Ans:

1 => No Mind

2 => No Business . . . .